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Having his marriage dismantled by lawyers He has entrusted an old university friend with the task of looking after his cats and taking care of his perfect beautiful apartmentDespite the fact that Oskar has left dozens of surreally detailed notes covering every aspect of looking after the flat things do not go wellCare of Wooden Floors is about ho.

care book wooden book floors kindle Care of epub Care of Wooden Floors MOBIHaving his marriage dismantled by lawyers He has entrusted an old university friend with the task of looking after his cats and taking care of his perfect beautiful apartmentDespite the fact that Oskar has left dozens of surreally detailed notes covering every aspect of looking after the flat things do not go wellCare of Wooden Floors is about ho.

❰Download❯ ➻ Care of Wooden Floors Author Will Wiles – Education-reference.co A bold and brilliant debut from a darkly funny new voiceOskar is a minimalist composer best known for a piece called Variations on Tram Timetables He is married to a Californian art dealer named LauraA bold and brilliant debut from a darkly funny new voiceOskar is a minimalist composer best known for a piece called Variations on Tram Timetables He is married to a Californian art dealer named Laura and he lives with two cats named after Russian composers in an Eastern European cityBut this book isn't really about Oskar Oskar is in Los Angeles.

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10 thoughts on “Care of Wooden Floors

  1. Petra-Eggs Sunny Side Up Petra-Eggs Sunny Side Up says:

    PDF/EPUB Care of Wooden Floors Kindle Ï Care of Kindle - Ä education reference.co Ä care book, wooden book, floors kindle, Care of epub, Care of Wooden Floors MOBIThis is the house that the finiky persnickety Oskar builtThese are the two cats that Oskar loves obsessivelyThis is the wooden floor that Oskar is OCD aboutThis is the confetti of the endless detailed anally retentive neat freak notes that Oskar has left simply everywhereBut Oskar is not there He is in the US getting divorcedA friend not a close friend is looking after this model apartment because it's a free place to stay whilst he tries to recharge his creative energiesHe's not a neat freak couldn't care less about the cats thinks a floor is just a floor a piano just a piece of furniture for banging out tunes on and all these notes


  2. Paul Paul says:

    PDF/EPUB Care of Wooden Floors Kindle Ï Care of Kindle - Ä education reference.co Ä care book, wooden book, floors kindle, Care of epub, Care of Wooden Floors MOBIBizarre and periodically funny novel about how things can go spectacularly wrong from small beginnings Set in a nameless city in Eastern Europe Oskar is an obssessively clean tidy and neat composer who is going over to LA to get divorced from his wife he asks an old university friend who he hasn't seen for some year


  3. Cynthia Cynthia says:

    PDF/EPUB Care of Wooden Floors Kindle Ï Care of Kindle - Ä education reference.co Ä care book, wooden book, floors kindle, Care of epub, Care of Wooden Floors MOBIJEEVESThis book is hilarious Some of Wiles’s humor dips into the slapstick but in the sense of PG Wodehouse rather than the Three Stooges “Care of Wooden Floors” is subtle plot driven and cleverly worded There was one gag however that was anything but funny It was obvious and cruel and used merely for shock value It doesn’t ruin the entire book but threatens to do so Maybe I’m being too AmericanThe protagonist writes government pamphlets explaining such things as when and where his fellow British citizens are to throw out their garbage or where they can find and utilize local services etc He dreams of becoming a ‘real’ writer so he jumps at his old college frie


  4. Melissa Melissa says:

    PDF/EPUB Care of Wooden Floors Kindle Ï Care of Kindle - Ä education reference.co Ä care book, wooden book, floors kindle, Care of epub, Care of Wooden Floors MOBIWhat started out as a charming farce uickly deteriorated into the book euivalent of being trapped in a closed room with a teeth grinder The drunken unnamed main character was too dis likable He never took any responsibility for his actions and as one disaster after another piled up the book lost the ability to believed The ending was such a cop out as well This would have made a rather funny short story but as a novel it just doesn't work


  5. Shannon (Giraffe Days) Shannon (Giraffe Days) says:

    PDF/EPUB Care of Wooden Floors Kindle Ï Care of Kindle - Ä education reference.co Ä care book, wooden book, floors kindle, Care of epub, Care of Wooden Floors MOBIWill Wiles' debut novel finds our unnamed narrator arriving in an unnamed Eastern European city to house sit for his friend Oskar a talented composer and serious neat freak whom the narrator befriended or was befriended by during their days at university in England Oskar has left for Los Angeles and divorce proceedings started by his American wife Laura His flat is ultra modern minimalist aesthetically cold and expensively renovated; in particular Osk


  6. Cheryl Cheryl says:

    PDF/EPUB Care of Wooden Floors Kindle Ï Care of Kindle - Ä education reference.co Ä care book, wooden book, floors kindle, Care of epub, Care of Wooden Floors MOBII was laughing out loud during the last uarter of this book; it was a fun read and there was the bonus of it being well written too The stylish writing saved the mid third from being mired by a bit of boggy floundering; the debauched night on the town may have been mostly irrelevant but it provided funny descriptions of a hangover I may have groaned My body was made from wads of soggy material inexpertly lashed together with stringy sinews The wads composed of the worst stuff possible – bad milk wine turned to vinegar chewed gum earwax the black crud that accrues on the bottom of computer mice The connecting sinews all strained and ached It was a bad scene I loved his observations On the landingwas a woman hair tied back in the ubiuitous headscarf her age an irrelevant point somewhere between forty five and seventy A life of poor diet and hard work had turned her into a huge callus


  7. Will Ansbacher Will Ansbacher says:

    PDF/EPUB Care of Wooden Floors Kindle Ï Care of Kindle - Ä education reference.co Ä care book, wooden book, floors kindle, Care of epub, Care of Wooden Floors MOBIHilariously uirky Will Wiles is a master not just of language – his prose flows as silkily as it is crafty but also of delivery; humour that’s sometimes understated sometimes outrageously over the top He’s got the timing of a stand up comic telling a shaggy dog story except this one is very very good it had me alternately groaning and laughingThe plot concerns a nameless narrator hapless and disorganized friend of


  8. Derby Jones Derby Jones says:

    PDF/EPUB Care of Wooden Floors Kindle Ï Care of Kindle - Ä education reference.co Ä care book, wooden book, floors kindle, Care of epub, Care of Wooden Floors MOBIA English author of flyers and community service announcements agrees to housesit an old college friend's apartment Oskar is a brilliant composer and a perfectionist and his apartment reflects his passion for order and expensive minimalist beauty and has left a series of notes for his friend minutely instructing him on the care of his flat The trouble begins with a red wine stain on the gleaming wooden floors and escalates in surprising and ultimately disturbing ways While Oskar is incredibly irritating with his fussy little notes left a


  9. Sophie Gonzales Sophie Gonzales says:

    PDF/EPUB Care of Wooden Floors Kindle Ï Care of Kindle - Ä education reference.co Ä care book, wooden book, floors kindle, Care of epub, Care of Wooden Floors MOBIUrgh Okay I'll admit – I haven't finished this book It's written very well and in a pretty uniue way but I just couldn't get into it Basically the whole story is about a person who goe


  10. Lobstergirl Lobstergirl says:

    PDF/EPUB Care of Wooden Floors Kindle Ï Care of Kindle - Ä education reference.co Ä care book, wooden book, floors kindle, Care of epub, Care of Wooden Floors MOBIThe unnamed narrator of this debut novel is housesitting a friend’s apartment in some third tier eastern European city The friend an orchestra conductor named Oskar is fastidious in all aspects of his existence including the cleanliness of the apartment and proper placement of everything in it The housesitter begins to make innocent mistakes at first small and then larger and larger which damage the apartment its furnishings and then one of Oskar’s cats and Oskar’s cleaning lady At the end a twistThe author “an architecture and design journalist” captures both physical and metaphysical details of streets and buildings and very well “The pallid stone guardians of the national monument stared out across the masses they had saved from an –ism on behalf of some other –ism” A “looming stack of stained concrete boxes badly streaked by the falling rainscreamed ‘A gift from the Soviet people’” The city that


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